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Arms Scandal Breaks!

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Major political discussions are taking place in Ironforge and Ogrimar today after it transpired thgere have been financial irregularities with the so-called “war effort” to supply the joint horde-alliance task force in Silithus. As out intrepid field reported can testify, the riflemen of the Tauren defense Corps (pictured) and also the elven rifle contingent have been forced to “pretend” they are armed and ready to meet the insect horde. This revelation has triggered significant protests against both the Dwarven king and Thrall of the orcs. Both refused to comment about the financial irregularities, though representatives of both courts mentioned receiving financial advice from a short red-robed gnome mage. Whispering the address provided for this advisor received an auto-reply stating “Strobmoli is on holiday. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you if there are no other suck-, I mean clients to deal woth.”

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